Update 10 June 2010:
“We’re not doing the parade this summer,” announced assistant chief Warren “Hubba” Wood. “We’re doing everything for the 100th anniversary celebration on Sept 18. We can’t turn around and do it again in September. We’ll make it big this fall.”
Who’s interested in holding a parade on the Fourth of July? It’s on a Sunday …
Anybody know what’s happening this year?
Crozet’s fireworks were canceled/never planned last year. It’s most likely too late to plan them this year, so I ask – has anybody planned them?
I assume there will be a parade and fireworks, but everybody knows what happens when one assumes …
This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.
Somebody got angry (about that) because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody knew that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Somebody wouldn’t do it.
And (/It ended up that) Everybody blamed Somebody because (/when) Nobody did what Anybody could have done.